Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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