please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
i barfeds in our rink
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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