I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
