So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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