Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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