Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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