wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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