We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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