Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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