what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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