But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
My cat gives me a boner
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I need to calm my uterus...
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize