bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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