Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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