butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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