apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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