he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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