This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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