I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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