what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
And then he peed in my hair
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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