She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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