you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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