There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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