Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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