so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Randomize
