if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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