the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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