Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
