I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Of course I have a pirate flag
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
