Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
