so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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