let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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