Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Randomize
