all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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