what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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