do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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