i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You can make out without kissing
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