after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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