I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I am naked and annoyed.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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