How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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