we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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