what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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