I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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