Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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