there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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