so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
