Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
it's like heaven, but drunker
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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