My first STD was from a foam party
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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