escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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