:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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