Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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