shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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