Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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