That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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