Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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