i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Fuck appropriateness.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
