Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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