Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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