i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
As shirtless as possible
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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