i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
So apparently I’m into choking now
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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