I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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