He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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