im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
why do cheetos always look like penises
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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